“Hey all Man, listen up! Tonight, the pass code is MAC. When you see a person approaching our territory, challenge him immediately! If he can’t answer within 1 minute or try anything funny, he Maybe A Conman from enemy. Misled And Confused him, if not Misfired And Conquered him… UNDERSTAND!” the commander shouted at his group of man just back for in camp training.
“YES Sir” replied all the Man who were feeling so tired after the morning assault. Suddenly, at fat recruit screamed, “Sir, what is the reward for catching an intruder?” The rest of the Man were shocked for this fat recruit is the slackest of the slackest. Hmm, the commander paused for a while and replied, “A MAC for anyone who catches an enemy… And for you fat recruit, you get an additional MAC for asking. Man, Any Concern?” There was no reply, and the company dismissed for their local protection.
In the mid of the cold night, the fat recruit saw a silhouette approaching his vehicle and started to get excited. “Man, my burger is coming! Hehe…” a strange looking smile appeared on his face. Next, he shouted, “Man, hold your position, rifle up… Password?” He repeated that 3 times. The man never stopped and continued. “I say, Password!!!! Or else I may BANG MAC you”, exclaimed the fat recruit who is starting to feel anxious and cannot control his speech. At this moment, his fear for safety had overpowered the fear of hunger, immobilizing the pathetic man. He reached for this rifle, and shouted “BANG MAC BANG!” The first pull at the trigger was unfortunately a disaster; the rifle IA*. “Man, Always Cockup! Die liaoz” Sure enough, the intruder Masked And Controlled the fat recruit, bringing him down in less than a minute. He whispered some alien language; the fat recruit suddenly felt something hitting his shoulder….
“Hey Sir, your MAC order is here… Stop dreaming!” Oh paiseh paiseh, I rubbed the saliva off my mouth, seeing the waitress laughing uncontrollably. “What a disgrace!” I thought secretly. I turn to my bag and realized something is missing, “DAMN it, who took my MAC book!!!!”
* technical term for weapon cockup

Mission Armor Crawl (MAC)
MAC MAC MAC, I will be in the army for 3 weeks.
This blog will continue after 25th August 2009 (anyone giving me a MAC treat after ICT?
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